The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion

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A Film Review by Paul Perkins

Cast:  Woody Allen, Helen Hunt, Charlize Theron, Brian Markinson, Dan Aykroyd              
Director: Woody Allen
Producers:  Letty Aronson, Helen Robin
Screenplay: Woody Allen
 Rated: PG-13  Running Time: 105 Mins   Studio: DreamWorks  Seen at: Ritz Bource , Philadelphia 8-15-01  More Film info:  Click Here  Official Website: Click Here       Pictures:  Click Here   Sound Formats:

You Will Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Wil Hurt

Everyone Reading this review grab a necklace with a trident on it got it now do what I say. Movie it left to right in front of your face. Keep doing it for 5 mins are you getting very sleep when I snap my finger you will fall in a deep sleep and you will do what ever I say. You will like this film The Curse of The Jade Scorpion and this review. “Snap”. 

For C.W Briggs (Woody Allen) what he does for a living is what he is good at. He is a insurance investigator for a New York Company in 1940. There isn’t a case he cannot crack. But the only person he cannot stand is the Firm’s new efficiency Expert Betty Fitzgerald (Helen Hunt). 

Briggs Motto is that he can crack any insurance caper because he can get into the mind of the thief. But what he doesn’t know is that the thief is about to get into his mind. Because at a night out with his co-workers he an Betty get Hypnotize by a mystical that use an old necklace call the Jade Scorpion. When ever they her the magic word they go into a trans and do what ever the person tell them. Briggs biggest case is going to test his ability to get into the crook or crooks mind to find out whom it is. So now you feel refresh and when I “snap” my finger the only thing you will remember is to go see The Curse of The Jade Scorpion. “Snap”

 This film was a very funny and enjoyable film let me tell you why.

 

Good

  1. The story was very funny and kind of believable. The way the director show the story and the characters were very good.
  2. The cast was a good choice. If you have ever seen a Woody Allen film. He all ways have a tone of good actors in his film and this film does not disappoint.
  3. The main two who stole the show is Woody and Helen. They had some funny scenes.
  4. All the one-liners were very funny and not stupid or dull.
  5. The location and time frame was a good choice.
  6. The music was good. They had some classic scores.
  7. The film did not drag at all. The film held my attention from start to finish.
  8. This is another great film from Woody Allen his last one was also good it was called Small Time Crooks.

 There was no bad thing I could see in the film. 

Overall The Curse of The Jade Scorpion was a very funny film. It had so many laughs that I couldn’t stop laughing my stomach started to hurt. You will like every thing about this film it is worth every penny of the admission price. “Snap”

 

© 2001 Paul Perkins

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