Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott (Paris
Hilton) since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. But
before he could try and snuggle up to her at nap time, or maybe send her a
valentine, his family moved away. In the intervening years there have been other
women in Nate's life, but none who could measure up to Cristabel. Convinced
she's the only girl for him, Nate decides to move back to L.A. and track her
down.
The good news: she's still single and stunning. The bad news: there's a reason
she's still single. Cristabel's still best friends with the same ugly little
girl Nate remembers from first grade, June Phigg (Christine Lakin). The two are
inseparable. They live together. They go to yoga together. They would even go on
double dates together...if only June could get a date. And Cristabel simply
refuses to leave dear June home alone.
Determined to spend as much time as possible with Cristabel, Nate sets out to
find a boyfriend for June. But even when he pays them, guys all flee at the
sight of her. And then it hits him: June needs a makeover. But as Nate and June
become friends and she emerges from her cocoon, Nate slowly realizes that the
girl of his dreams isn't the hottie at all. It's the nottie -- who turns out to
be something of a hottie herself.