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The Hottie and The Nottie
A Film Review By Paul Perkins Film Info Trailers, Pictures, etc Click Here
Sum It Up In Two Words "Not Hot"
It my ten years of running this massive website there has only been couple of film I deemed so bad, that I rather have root canal done instead of watching the pile of you know what. The film that had that title were Freddy Got Fingered. there has been some film that came close but not to that caliber as Freddy Got Fingered.
Well on Feb 8,2008 there is a film that has join that special group that no film wants to join, trust me. The film is called The Hottie and The Nottie and it starts that famous women who name after a famous hotel name Paris Hilton.
The film centers on Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott (Paris Hilton) since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. But before he could try and snuggle up to her at nap time, or maybe send her a valentine, his family moved away. In the intervening years there have been other women in Nate's life, but none who could measure up to Cristabel. Convinced she's the only girl for him, Nate decides to move back to L.A. and track her down.
Well this film was horrible on every level when a film this bad I try to give it some hope and see it two times to see if I was wrong. Well I was wrong it was worst than the first time I saw it. I was giving it 1 1/2 stars when I saw it the first time, when I saw it the second time it decided to give it 1 stars. The movie was so lame and boring and nothing in it was different from other films like it expect the actors. The actors them self was horrible who every told them they could act need to be taught what acting is.
Paris Hilton is not a actor she tries to be one so bad and it backfired on the big screen, she can not lead a film if you give her a small part as a cameo role she would be ok but don't make her the main star of the film. On a side note in person she is very nice don't get me wrong I am not saying she is a bad person she is just bad at acting. She was in Philly promoting her film and she was very nice to all her fans click here for the pictures of the event.
The story felt like a three our movie by time it was over and she tried so bad to be a good actress and it came off as she did not know who to acted. In all my critic life I hate to see films this bad I am one critic who hate to give a film 1 stars but this deserved it on every level. If you have to see this film check it out on video it was cost you less
(c) 2008 Paul Perkins
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